What’s new at Zystrix? Read on…
September 5, 2023
What a trippy Labor Day holiday. Whooo, I’m
glad they had that peyote. Anyway, we have
a talent show animation posted above. We
also have probably the last piano tune from
Dangerous Neighbors. We also have some
zany video stuff from Izzy Mahoney. So sit
back and relax. Welcome to Zystrix, the heartbeat of the universe.
Where creativity and free-thinking have more value than
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Dangerous Neighbors
This is the newest and probably the last piano piece for a while
from Dangerous Neighbors. This one is called called Surprise
Failure. It’s about 3 minutes 38 seconds long. This tune was
intended to express the thoughts of everything going great and
then suddenly it all collapses. Click this link to hear Surprise
Failure or go to the top of the Dangerous Neighbors page and
hear it there along with many other tune choices.
Even More
Distinctive
Artistry
The talented artist
Izzy Mahoney, the
same gal who did the
ink drawing last time,
sent me these photographs and short
videos. She didn’t name them so I’m not
sure what to call them except strange,
funny, and definately out there. Once
again big hugs and kisses goes out to
Izzy for her efforts and thoughtfulness.
Don’t touch that dial…
Stay tuned next time…
I’m still chipping away at the guitar pedal distortion video. I also
went through a bunch of plugins thinking I would find a winner or
two, but alas, I didn’t find anything. But I will continue looking.
Have you got any suggestions? Send them along for
consideration.
I loved my old dog, and he knew a lot of tricks. But I was really
sad when he learned how to play dead.
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