What’s new at Zystrix? Read on… November 27, 2023 It’s that cooler autumn time of year in the northern hemisphere when getting the oven going and baking some goodies warms up the house and makes it smell so inviting. The chef in the video above explains all. There’s also a new guitar pedal (new to me anyway) that’s got a great old fashion octal tube style tone called the Jr Barnyard. Dangerous Neighbors has a new video with a recent piano tune. They’ve also got a brand new piano tune in MP3. So sit back and relax. Welcome to Zystrix, the heartbeat of the universe. Where creativity and free-thinking have more value than conformity. The beauty and serenity of late autumn. JR Barnyard by Nocturne If you like the sound of Charlie Christian or Junior Barnard you’ll love the sound of this pedal. It’s got lots of pre-war attitude. It’s has a clean-like tone with a bit of honk to it. I don’t think this one’s very good for rock or metal, but it’s not supposed to be. It’s the first pedal I’ve heard in a long time that makes me sit up and take notice. Check out the sound of the Jr Barnyard if you like old jazz or western swing. The X-ray version begins shipping on Nov 27, 2023. For more info visit thenocturnebrain dot com and check it out. There’s also a number of cool auditions on a very popular video website. . Dangerous Neighbors Dangerous Neighbors has another brand new solo piano MP3 for your entertainment. This tune is called Something Peculiar. The tune is about changes in life from the mundane and into the challenging unknown. This tune will soon be found in video form here and on a very popular video website -- the website name has something to do with a tube. Just do a search for Zystrix and you’ll find it. Another tune that was posted to that popular video website this week is called Enemies and Allies. The small easily downloadable version is also posted here. Enjoy. Don’t touch that dial… Stay tuned next time… We’ll look for that ever elusive new free recording plugin. We’ll watch old man winter arrive in the northern hemisphere. We’ll find the perfect absurd sentence. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandmother, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in my car. Knowledge, art, and music for all…

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